mulanthewomanwarrior:

[Disney mixed with Mean Girls]

Ariel: I have a big butt!
Cinderella: God. My hips are huge!
Meg: Oh please. I hate my calves.
Mulan: At least you guys can wear halters. I’ve got man shoulders.
Jasmine: My hairline is so weird. 
Belle:  My pores are huge.
Jane: My nail beds suck.
[pause. All look at Aurora]
Aurora: I have really bad breath in the morning.
All: Ew!